Triple Threat

Script
Ellie Rose: You sure this is where he's gonna pick us up? Ah, there he is. You said you did some work with him in the past? Or something? If you trust him, then so do I.

Charles Calvin: Hey Henry! Nice to see you again. Who's your friend?

Ellie Rose: I'm Ellie.

Charles Calvin: Well, nice to meet you. Any friend of Henry's is a friend of mine! So, uh... I was able to swing by to pick you guys up, but, uh... well you remember the captain...? Yeah, he had to sanction this pickup in return we're gonna need your assistance again. With the Toppats... again... uh... I hope that's alright.

Ellie Rose: Well... It is the least we could do. He is helping us out.

Charles Calvin: Good. Let me fill you in on the details when we get into the air.

[Charles flies the Helicopter in the air]

Charles Calvin: Alright, so what's left of the Toppat Clan has uh... set out some sort of secret base in the jungle... seems like they're planning to launch some sort of space shuttle into orbit. They'll be sitting pretty if they pull this off so we gotta, uh... make sure they don't do that. I talked to the General and he said he's pulling out all our main forces. He said that Henry and I made a good team last time so he trusts that we can pull it off.

Ellie Rose: Henry and I make a pretty good team too! Don't count me out!

Charles Calvin: Then we're gonna make a great squad. With the three of us, we'll have no problems... Completing the Mission.

Ellie Rose: Why did you say it like that?

[Two Hours before Launch]

Charles Calvin: Alright, we're there. I don't think I can get any closer without... getting shot down.

Ellie Rose: No worries! We can get there from here. Where we droppin', boys?

Parasol via Tower [Fail]

Byeah#503: We got some... delinquents on the window of the control tower.

Byeah Sniper: I'll take care of it.

Byeah #503: Byeah, I was about to close up.

Jetpack via SAM Turret

[Henry and Ellie fly into the SAM Turret, destroying it in the process]

Ellie Rose: That was... weirdly... smooth. So, what's the plan?

Sven Svensson: [On P.A.] The rocket will be launching very soon. Please get on board immediately. I will not hesitate to leave you behind!

Charles Calvin: Uh oh. Sounds like they're about to takeoff. You guys should get over there right away. I'll be down to help as soon as I can.

Swap x6 [Achivement]

Charles Calvin: Hey, that looks like fun, but, umm... we're kind of... on the clock here.

Throw [Fail]

Henry Stickmin: Waaaaaaaahh!!!

Climb Down and Run [Fail]

[Henry and Ellie climb down and start to run]

Charles Calvin: You guys are still running? You know I can pick you up.

[Henry and Ellie still running]

Charles Calvin: Ah, you're staying committed to you choice. I can respect that.

Build [Fail]

(Minecraft theme plays)

Henry: Oough.

Barrel

Charles Calvin: Alright, I'm here. Combo time!

Hand [Fail]

Charles Calvin: I gotcha!

Cannon

Charles Calvin: Eh, funny story. This cannon was actually made to fire humans. It's kind of weird. Hold onto your butts!

[Henry and Ellie crash into the Toppat Orbital Station window]

Charles Calvin: Direct hit! Now quick, guys. You've got to stop that rocket from taking off.

Ellie Rose: Umm... Got a little bit of a situation...

Fusion [Fail]

Ellry: Who will challenge me?!

Kabbitz: I'll take care of this. You think just because you fused you're a match for me?! Don't make me laugh.

Ellry: Enough waiting around!

[Ellry punches Kabbitz, but fails]

[Kabbitz knees Ellry]

[Ellry blocks his punch, then continues to battle]

Ellry: Hoo. Haa. Hee. Haa. Hoo. Huh. Hoo. Haa. Hee. Haa. Hoo. Haa. Hoo. Huh. Hee. Haa. Huh.

[Kabbitz defeats Ellry]

Ellry: Guh!

Diversion

[Diversion theme plays while Ellie and Henry dances]

Ellie Rose: Situation sorted...

[The rocket starts to launch]

Charles Calvin: Uh, guys? The rocket's launching! We gotta do something before they get into orbit!

Ellie Rose: We have to come up with a plan, quick!

Charles' Plan [Fail]

Charles Calvin: Ok, guys. I have the most awesome plan. I'm gonna crash head first into the cafeteria window.

Ellie Rose: What do you mean? Like you're gonna jump out and smash it with your head?

Charles Calvin: No, no, with my helicopter! What do you guys think? I'm ready to-

Ellie Rose: Hold on, I don't... really understand.

Charles Calvin: What's not to understand? It's simple: I fly the helicopter into the window.

Ellie Rose: But... H-how does that help?

Charles Calvin: Sigh. I don't really think you get it. Henry you get it right?

[Henry gives a thumbs up]

Ellie Rose: I guess I'm outvoted then...

Charles Calvin: Uhh... I think it's a little bit out of range now...

Ellie's Plan [Fail]

Ellie Rose: Alright guys, listen up. I got a plan. Henry and I will overload the engine room causing an explosion. Charles, we'll need you wait outside the auxiliary exhaust by the forward-left booster. We'll only have about twenty seconds to get out before it blows.

Charles Calvin: Alright I'll be ready. Now hurry!

[Ellie overloads the engine]

[Henry and Ellie escape through the vent]

Ellie Rose: Where is he?

Charles Calvin: Alright I'm in position. I don't see you guys though...

[Engine explodes, killing Henry and Ellie]

Henry's Plan

Ellie Rose: Seems like Henry's got a plan.

Henry Stickmin: So...

Charles Calvin: Uhuh...yeah...yeah...oh yeah...ah yeah! That's a great idea! Alright you guys do your thing I'll be ready!

[Henry and Ellie enter the cockpit]

Sven Svensson: What? Who's that?

[Ellie pins Sven to the ground, then Henry sets the autopilot]

Ellie Rose: Did you set the autopilot?

[Henry gives a thumbs up]

Ellie Rose: Alright, then. Let's bail.

[Henry and Ellie jumps out of the rocket, then lands successfully into the helicopter]

Charles Calvin: Ah! What a move! Can't believe we did it. Where did you end up sending the rocket anyway?

[The Toppat Rocket lands in The Wall]

Ellie Rose: That was a lotta fun. You know... Feel free to call us if you've got any more jobs to do together. Right, Henry?